It’s always darkest before it’s totally black — Mao Zedong

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. — E. Joseph Crossman

I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there. — Richard Feynman

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. — Augusten Burroughs

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children. — King Edward VIII

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. — Miss Piggy