Topic: Humourous

It’s always darkest before it’s totally black — Mao Zedong

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. — Miss Piggy

Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read. — Frank Zappa

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. — Robert Byrne

Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange. — Robin Morgan

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change. — Dan Quayle