In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. — Paul Harvey

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. — Shirley Temple

Sometimes I think we’re alone. Sometimes I think we’re not. In either case, the thought is staggering. — R. Buckminster Fuller

Bureaucrats write memorandums both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy. — Charles Peters

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. — Frank Lloyd Wright

Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read. — Frank Zappa